SEE Which Countries Has The BIGGEST joystick, And Which Has The Smallest

Men: you know what you’re working with – but how do you measure up with the rest of the planet?

If you’re a Brit, you might be disappointed to know the UK ranks is ranked ‘orange’, putting it in the bottom half globally.

Strictly speaking however, 5.5in – the average in Britain – is also the global average so you’re not on the small side, fellas, you’re just average.



British? Well you’re painfully average (Picture: Mandatory)
joystick Size Around the World

The global average is 5.5in – the size of the display on an iPhone 6 Plus.

The title of biggest manlinesses in the world goes to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the average is 7.1in, while North Korea comes bottom of the pile with an average joystick size of 3.8in.

South America is comfortably the most well-hung continent, with an average of 6.36in.

Only 3 percent of men worldwide are dealing with 8in-plus and only 6 percent actually need extra large condoms.
The data was compiled on EveryoneWeb from a number of different studies.

Oh, and in answer to a question that has been asked for millenia, the proper way to measure is from the tip of the joystick to the very bottom of the pubic bone – so you can refer your other half to this article when they tell you otherwise.