Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulate Buhari, Declare Nationwide Free Sex

The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, has congratulated the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election.

The group while describing Buhari’s emergence as the president-elect as victory for all Nigerians, equally saluted the outgoing leader, President Goodluck Jonathan for accepting defeat without pushing further.

Must Read: Being Romantic Or Being Foolish?

The ladies have now come up wit so many lists of what men ought to do to be tagged as romantic but philosophically, does it ever make sense in d reality? Now I will try to come up with some of these "fantasyromantic" gestures and I will try not to be biased also as I will neutralize it with what guys also think its romantic for girls to do and u guys will comment the number and state wether It's romantic or foolish. For the ladies that will be commenting, please be realistic! Leggo

Why You Shouldn't Marry Non-Virgins

I was compelled to write this, with rate at which anti-virgin bashing threads are cropping out of every nook and crannies of noblepassmercy romance section.

Meanwhile, i'm not trying to judge anybody but with the rate they bash Virgins, Newton third law of motion which states that to every action there is always and opposite reaction, and it's high time they started tasting the cup of their own bitter medicine. We didn't tell them to be promiscuous....

My Ex Wants Me To Marry Her Best Friend, Pls Advice.

I walked out of a relationship of several years as a result of consistent lifestyle of infidelity of my Ex.

She was my first love and i did all a man could do to ensure she was happy at all times but she constantly cheats on me and at a point she eloped with another guy while we were planning for our traditional wedding and when she came back to her senses she thought she could find her way back to my heart but i shut it permanently against her.

Erotic Story: Fucking My Best Friend part1

This happened after I told my best female friend that I had met some other girl and fallen in love with her.
I came downstairs that night to find her on the couch crying. My heart melted with tenderness and I sat down beside her, hugging her and stroking her hair, telling her everything would be alright.
She eventually quietened down and lay on the couch with her head in my lap. We talked quietly about what could have been while I stroked her hair gently. I moved down to her shoulders and then her back. All this time we were still talking, trying to pretend that everything was still normal. I decided to make a move for it and then pulled her semi upright and then kissed her. The way she kissed me back, it was obvious that this was what she wanted.

Must Read---- I bad

A short story written by Louis Obi (obilouis@gmail.com)

I don’t know what made me the way i am
now. my story is one that even I am not pleased
to narrate but its gotta be told.It all started one
sunday morning 10yrs ago when i came back
from church.i decided i was not going back to
school.biggest mistake of my life.By then i was
a 300level student studying in one of the

Must Read: Chika’s Womanliness

A story written by Sir Noel (Kodinaks@gmail.com)….
On tuesday i met chika again at the tutorial
where we went to brush up our brain for the
post ume test. Cos i did well in my jamb. My
score was 260. When we met we greeted as old
friends and went into the tutorial. All through
the time i was just thinking how i can corner
her in private place and teach her some new
lessons that i also learnt from kate. When the
tutorial ended i went to greet her again then
she asked me.

What re u doing now? I told her
nothing than to go home and read. She said
okay. I asked her why she was asking she said
nothing. She asked me if my sister was at home
i told her yes. She said she will be coming to
our house that evening to see my sister tht i
should tell her. I agreed. And i went home. Still
tryn to work out how to bag her before the real
undergradutes see her. So that evening.